Write me a Limerick

[Pieceofcheese87]

I would like to see the creative side of some of you, so why not write some poems?

The rules are simple: Your poem must be a limerick with the rhyme scheme A A B B A. In addition to that, the first word of your poem must be the last word in the previous poster's poem. For example if bob's post ended with the word "ever", that would be the word which I start my poem with.

Here is my contribution:

A flame set alight at the sill,
but yet through my skin was a chill.
what witchcraft is this?
I heard my dog hiss,
oh christ i've forgotten my pills.

 

[Jkjkelly1]

"Pills Here!", exclaimed Louis loudly.
"Such beautiful thrills!", he shouted proudly.
But what lurked in the night,
gave him such a big fright.
It was a tank! Standing tall and stoutly.


I like this game. Stoutly: Bulky in figure; thickest or corpulent; Fat.

 

[Zatharel]

Stoutly Stan drove all night in his van,
until he stumbled upon a mysterious masked man.
"Why are you here?" - he asked.
Then the man came up to him and unmasked.
And so the daylight never came for Stoutly Stan.


( really nice game piece +1 )

 

[jayneeStar]

Stan was a man,
but not one who made plans.
This came to bite him in the arse,
When he found out his marriage was a farce.
Because his wife was a man named dan.

(not sure if i did this right)

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Dan realized that he had enough time
To not have to care when committing a crime
So the dasturdly fellow chose to rob a store
Of it's delicious and scrumptious blueberry smore.
But instead he was caught and now living in grime

I feel like my lines are a bit long but at least hey rhyme

 

[yeroc424]

Grime, jungle, and 'ardcore -
'av ganja and spin 'em dubs more.
But when sound system deploy
their brukest soundboy,
they' choons a true ketch us a bore.

 

[Pieceofcheese87]

Bore me a hole in the wall
So I can see everything brawl
Oh no, this is rough
That's it, i've seen enough
Ignorance is bliss afterall

 

[jayneeStar]

afterall life is just a game so i must get to the top.
No matter what i cannot stop
my resolve is strong like steel
don't even try to make an appeal
oh wait, its a ramen shop

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Shop all day, sleep all night
When the weekend comes, this is my fright
Bring in the food
For my household brood
And prove my selfless might

 

[rebplane]

Might I ask you a question
To see your expression
"Will you marry me?" I ask
Are you up to the task?
To my horror, you respond with aggression

 

[Zatharel]

Aggression, what a terrible emotion,
often leading to a clouded notion.
From an aggressive man you should run,
and you really shouldn't give him a gun.
Look! There's an aggressive man, so step into motion.

That was weird I know.

 

[Pieceofcheese87]

Motion and physics go well
But biology is where I dwell
So put your reliance
on the best wing of science
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

 

[rebplane]

Cell phones are where we play Pokémon Go at,
Searching around for a Pokémon's habitat,
Ooh, look it's a Squirtle!
It looks like a turtle!
Oh no, I didn't catch that.

 

[Zatharel]

That there is not me,
it's just an illusion that you see.
I've been gone for very long,
or have I been behind you all along?
Let's have some tea.