Corrupt a wish

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Ajdj

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Oct 28, 2013
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Granted. You get your scores today at lunch, but the government realizes you got your scores early; They suspect foul play, and invalidated the entire school's scores.

I wish that my lab would finish itself.
 
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CreepaShadowz

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Granted. You get your scores today at lunch, but the government realizes you got your scores early; They suspect foul play, and invalidated the entire school's scores.

I wish that my lab would finish itself.
Granted, but the walls are made out of wood, the floor made out of flax and no roof.
I wish for The Button.
 

SleeknFoxy

Omnipotent Bat Overlord
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Jun 20, 2014
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Granted, but when you press it it's impossible to tell if it does anything.

I wish that I didn't have to take two final exams in one day.
 

nahfackler

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Aug 8, 2014
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granted, you miss the exams and fail.
Granted. You get your scores today at lunch, but the government realizes you got your scores early; They suspect foul play, and invalidated the entire school's scores.
Aj, you are kinda of a kill joy sometimes...

I wish Politics weren't so complicated to understand.
 

CornFish

Ronald McDonald
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Dec 13, 2015
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Granted, politics are abolished, therefore corrupting and eventually ridding of the government. Congratulations, your wish got us all killed.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight.
 

CreepaShadowz

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Apr 21, 2014
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Granted, politics are abolished, therefore corrupting and eventually ridding of the government. Congratulations, your wish got us all killed.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight.
Granted, but then when you eat, you start losing weight. There is no hope for you now...
I wish for someone to wish for a wish train.

Btw Corn, Anarchist much?
 

ElectroUnderwear

Green #666
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Nov 4, 2013
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Granted, but then when you eat, you start losing weight. There is no hope for you now...
I wish for someone to wish for a wish train.

Btw Corn, Anarchist much?
Granted, but you didn't specify who.
I wish for the person below me to wish for a wish train the second time they reply after this wish.
 

SleeknFoxy

Omnipotent Bat Overlord
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Jun 20, 2014
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Granted, but I won't reply to this thread anymore.

I wish that Nicolas Cage will star in the next National Treasure
 

CreepaShadowz

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Apr 21, 2014
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Granted, but then she is immediately fired, and YOU are selected for her replacement. It is also mandatory.
I wish to fulfill Electro's wish
 

Zombie

Freelance Teenage Exorcist
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Jun 8, 2015
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Granted,
But everytime you look into the mirror the devil makes you look bad (It's ok :D)
I wish that Green Day would go on tour.
 

rmanimal

Elite parkourist / MOTW coordinator
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Jan 19, 2015
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Granted, but they're riding in a dumpster visiting the landfill.
I wish that I had a Quantum Computer
 

nahfackler

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Aug 8, 2014
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Granted, but they're riding in a dumpster visiting the landfill.
I wish that I had a Quantum Computer
Granted, but you find lots of errors and corruption in it.

I wish I hadn't played Ga-Ga Ball for 2.5 hours straight.

P.S. Ga ga ball is kind of an intense game of dodgeball with a lot more rules. It is played with your hands. If you still do not understand it, please look it up on the Internet.
 

rebplane

Boring Turtle
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Jan 5, 2014
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Granted, but you find lots of errors and corruption in it.

I wish I hadn't played Ga-Ga Ball for 2.5 hours straight.
Granted, but you spent 2.5 hours in detention instead

I wish I could meet the ninja turtles in real life.
 

Zombie

Freelance Teenage Exorcist
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Jun 8, 2015
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Granted, but you spent 2.5 hours in detention instead

I wish I could meet the ninja turtles in real life.
Granted, but who says that they will hang out with you or like you?

I wish I could fix my computer.
 
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