Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you develop a craving for them right after they stop existing. OATMEAL RAISIN IS UNDERRATED

I wish to go down in history for having the 1000th reply in this thread.

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Granted,but it is not true because you have the 1001th reply
I wish for Swimmy1212 to be the next person who replies

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but now you're reported on the forums.

(what's this? ^^^ )

I wish I did not delete that post ^.

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Granted, but you deleted it again then kept undeleting and deleting it for 5 years
I wish for a cat

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted,but it is not true because you have the 1001th reply
I wish for Swimmy1212 to be the next person who replies

Not true, my post was post 1,001, reply 1,000

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Not true, my post was post 1,001, reply 1,000

Oh, sorry

 

[swimmy1212]

Granted, but he's hit by a car.

I wish this was the first post.

 

[picklesthecheeta]

granted but only because all the other posts were deleted

i wish i had some pie right now, and that no one except for me could eat it.

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

granted,but it tastes bad
I wish that I was better at thinking of map ideas

 

[picklesthecheeta]

granted but they get stolen

i wish i could be the pie

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Granted, but you get eaten
I wish for a new computer

 

[picklesthecheeta]

granted but then it explodes
i wish i win puzzlecomp

 

[rmanimal]

Granted, but you won the negative cash prize
I wish I could walk on the moon

 

[picklesthecheeta]

granted but then you slip
i wish i had a portal gun

 

[Drahmee]

Granted, but you fire it accidentally into a portal.

I wish Minecraft had monkeys

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Granted, but they steal your items

I wish for a cookie

 

[Gweneviere]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could speak clearly.

 

[Ninja_Cat_]

Granted, but it is in a language that you created and nobody else knows

I wish for the next person who replies writes a poem about what their wish is and how my wish got corrupted.

 

[picklesthecheeta]

Granted, but it's a
haiku. I wish someone would
help me do Quick Time.

 

[Drahmee]

Granted, but halfway through you finally realize they're helping you with the Media Player.

I wish Britney Spears was my girlfriend...