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We are minecrafts 3rd oldest server and the oldest challenge and parkour dedicated server in the world. Our map dates over 7.5 years and our server has had an uptime of 99%. We have over 250 challenges which will keep you occupied for months. All of our challenges have been created by our member base who have completed our hardcore maps. You yourself could one day be creating a challenge for our server if you ever achieve the green membership rank. For more information about zero.minr.org click here...
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Corrupt a wish
Granted, but because all carbohydrates turn to sugar once they reach the blood stream, they spike your blood sugar levels. This sets your body up for cravings, irritability, lack of focus and weight gain if you ride the blood sugar roller coaster long enough. Therefore, after one banana you... -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, but it is industrial size, and dropped from a helicopter, crushing your house. I wish for 70 packs of gum. -
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Corrupt a wish
Granted, but I can't read. I wish yeroc would be honest with himself and everyone else and announce it when he is present on the server and eavesdropping on conversations about forum threads. -
Corrupt a wish
You wished for all you can eat tacos, but you spend your whole life with an emptiness after you sat in dejection and sadness after no tacos came. Your wife left you after you spent hours screaming into the night, an image of tacos emblazoned in your mind. You lost your job after you stopped... -
Minr Mafia 6: Gaiden
Yes, it is worth noting that the birth of DistricMatress came from, and I remember the conversation, after dis had been making fun of forgot's name and forgot poked back. Also note that 'failex' was involved in the conversation. General rule: Don't dish out what you can't handle yourself.- halex44
- Post #29
- Forum: Minr Mafia
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Minr Mafia 5: Bounties
I actually completely forgot this was still going on but fear not, I will do things now!- halex44
- Post #115
- Forum: Minr Mafia
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Corrupt a wish
Granted, but after long years of hard work and training, your family, horrified by your rampant obsession, leaves you, you grow old and weak from hours spent practicing, and as you lie at your death bed only somewhat good at smash you look back at your life and think "Was it worth it?" while in... -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, but you had to sell your soul to Mickey Mouse for it and he won't give it back. I wish for firstly the exemption of this wish from itself, and second for every wish corrupt to be uncorrupt and every wish that is uncorrupt to now be corrupt, This will only take place once, so there is... -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, because according to the laws of space and time, you didn't. I wish for a bag of chocolate chips. -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, but unfortunately because your wish wishes that your wish was corrupted and then uncorrupted, since the wish already becomes corrupted the part about uncorrupting actually has no effect, rendering the wish not only corrupt but also resulting in the recorruption of all previous wishes... -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, but when you were in such a hurry to wash the keyboard that you left your cookies in your oven and your house burns down, killing your dog, your 3 fish, your chinchilla, and your uncle. I wish for a kit kat, a mechanical pencil, and a cowboy hat. (3 wishes) -
Corrupt a wish
Granted, but you received them from a homeless man who not only had foot fungus and 6 inch toe nails, but now has died from sleeping on the cold streets of Boston with no socks. I wish for 3 more wishes. -
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