Corrupt a wish

[DistinctMadness]

granted but it dies and you cry

I wish for time travel

 

[henniboy321]

granted but you can only travel 1 second
I wish to see an NBA-match live

 

[blie4]

Granted, you even get front row seats! Until you fall into the court, that is. A 14-foot tall basketball player looks down, seeing only your head, wearing the souvenir basketball hat you bought. He grabs your head, jumps in the air, and slam dunks you into the hoop.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the wish is terrible

I wish for void

 

[Freakworld]

You get your void. Everything is black. Win?

I wish I would earn 70000$ per minute like Bill Gates.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, now you do.
But all your friends hate you because you use them to get that money, and you pay them a very small amount of money.


I wish for a barrel filled with RUM! It also comes with bottles.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted! but you are underaged so you cant drink it yet.

I wish for less spam \o/

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. But now nobody talks at all.

I wish for a new pc with a 2TB hard drive disk.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted. But now nobody talks at all.

I wish for a new pc with a 2TB hard drive disk.

The 2tb hard drive disk is fun and all, on your intel pentium processor and a 9800 SE card..
Good luck with that.

I wish for demons not to chase me in ftb.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Now I am chasing you. With a frying pan (idk what the item is called all i know is it deals like 200 dmg).

I wish I had a fishing rod so I could fish for wishes.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but it doesn't fish for wishes, only fishes.

I wish for people to love freak's fishes

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but they are for the birds

I wish for magic

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, you can't control it and it kills you
I wish for knowledge

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, you have the knowledge that I'm responding to you. Hooray.
I wish Captain America: The Winter Soldier would come out quicker.

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted but you can't see it so this was pointless to you

I wish to win mafia

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but that was last round, not this round

I wish for pizza

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's made of plastic.

I wish for a lighter.

 

[rickyboy320]

You gained a lighter, but your parents took it away cause they were afraid you would do bad things with it.

I wish for a piña colada

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but the genie is hard of hearing and you become a piñta about to collide with a stick

I wish packs would actually show up to paintball when we agree on a day >.>

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, he couldn't find his paintball gun, so he took his AK47 with him.

I wish I had more time to read through everything in the mafia thread.