Corrupt a wish

[yeroc424]

Granted, puberty blows.

I wish I could sustain myself without a job.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, you must beg on the streets for small coins to survive
I wish I could beat the portal

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. But now you've encouraged Dist to make an even "better" map.

I wish I had all Steam Games.

 

[rickyboy320]

You have but get a bill of 1 billion dollars, after 2 months.

I wish for a free ticket to everything.

 

[skyerzz]

You also got a free ticket to death.

I wish everyone good luck in ninja warrior

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the amounts of luck for each player make everyone do just as good as everyone else, and therefore there is no first place winner.
I wish for an exploding rubber duck

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for a clock.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but it never shows the right time.

I wish for the E3 to come faster.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you sleep through it

I wish I had a portable solar panel to use with my laptop.

 

[rickyboy320]

You have, but it has too little power to correctly charge your laptop.

I wish for a candy cane

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but its not candy...

I wish for a life

 

[rickyboy320]

After millions of years of battling LordSpectilas finally freed his life. It was a rough journey from mountain to mountain, from neighbourhood to neighbourhood and there he finally was. The altar of life. The problem though: what would he use to free it? He used his power that he earned by playing games all time, and cracked open the mystical life, to find out it was only a word, and to find out that everything that can think, breathe, watch, hear, move or talk is alive.

I wish for a hatchet

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it falls on your toes.

I wish to understand my profile picture.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You realize that it's your toilet while flushing.

I wish I could understand Japanese.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you can't understand English and German now.

I wish for a big pool, a really really big pool.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, you drown in it.

I wish for rain (hayfever.)

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it's acid rain.
I wish for...... something.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but that something turns out to be nothing.

I wish for a game as awesome as Minecraft to be created.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted, and you aren't allowed to play it
I wish for zombies to not want to kill me

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now chickens want to kill you.

I wish for my round of MM to not be as bad as these past few rounds.