Corrupt a wish

[BFDIAFan_5346]

Granted, but it costed you $98123657624790182.

I wish BFDI was in Minr.

 

[Gweneviere]

GRANTED, but it fails miserably.

I wish stress wasn't a thing.

 

[BFDIAFan_5346]

Granted, but headaches took over.

I wish my times for The Great Race 3, Memories Stage 2, and The Core weren't invalid so I hadn't had to rebeat them.

 

[DavidMonzter2]

Granted, but then everyone else that had invalidated times also begged staff members for it, driving the admins crazy and banning every one who asked.

I wish that I could solve every puzzle and riddle.

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, but you use hacks to do it.

I wish I could build maps quicker

 

[Drahmee]

Granted, but then an update breaks your map.

I wish I'd win the Lotto...

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but so do 200,000 other people (and you must split the money).

I wish I finished things without procrastinating.

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, but the things you finish are very low quality.

I wish Jeopardy and Job Crisis were in FFA+

 

[DavidMonzter2]

Granted, but after these were put into FFA+, other creators discovered that they could create horrible maps and put them into FFA+, resulting in generally horrible maps that give points.

I wish that Agni was not created.

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, instead of Agni, a much harder level 10x the length and pure choke jumps was made.

I wish I had more time.

 

[BFDIAFan_5346]

Granted, but to fit in the extra time and being consistent with the world, time slowed down.

I wish Metal Harbor had CPs.

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, but everyone decided it should be green.

I wish people agreed Metal Harbor should be orange
(Yes that’s passive aggressiveness lol)

 

[luckylukecraft]

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Oof

 

[Gweneviere]

GRANTED, but it gets valleyed.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Yes, I've been wishing this for the past few days)

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, but the reason you no longer have a headache is because you no longer have a head.

I wish I had a life

 

[BFDIAFan_5346]

Granted, but then you fall in a pit of lava for absolutely no reason, you just teleport there lels

I wish I didn't fail a lot of easy jumps.

 

[Gweneviere]

GRANTED, but your parkour skills are erased from your memories.
(Think of it this way, you can only do basic functions)

I wish summer would come faster

 

[BFDIAFan_5346]

Granted, but before summer began, a bunch of natural disasters happened all at once, where you live.

I wish there were 2 lettered map codes.

 

[Big_Big_So_Big]

Granted, but now there are no 3/4 letter map codes.

I wish I used a DVORAK keyboard.