Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, you're sixteen seconds old. (you didn't specify years )
I wish there weren't so many idiots in the world.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but your are one of them.
I wish people couldn't understand my sarcasm.

If you do not pick up the sarcasm in it, I must ask why?

 

[Zombie]

Granted, but your are one of them.
I wish people couldn't understand my sarcasm.

If you do not pick up the sarcasm in it, I must ask why?

Granted, but the only idiot here is the one who uses your instead of You're.
I wish that your grammar was better.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted but yours is as bad as his was.
You said you're instead of your, however that would end up with 'you're are' which isn't correct either.

I wish that plugin coders finally understand that mojang has a max amount of requests...

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but the. ThEn they would try and fix that too

I wish I didn't have acid refluxes

Believe me, it isn't fun

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, they will become full-fledged vomit parties.

I wish that realityTV did not exist.

 

[nahfackler]

Sleek, one problem, acid refluxes are kinda a vomit party already

GRANTED, but then you wouldn't know what the weather would be like and your house would be annihilated.

I wish for no growing pains

 

[yeroc424]

Lol, news reporting and reality TV are two different things. Reality TV is shows where cameras follow around people in supposedly real situations, like Jersey Shore and 19 Kids and Counting. By his wish, the news and weather would still exist.

Granted, but existing pains never diminish.

I wish that we continue the pattern of correcting the person before us.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted

I wish emotions made sense

 

[nahfackler]

Ha,

GRANTED, but now human nature fixed Us and our senses go wonky jawed

I wish that there was a cure for every single cancer

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Ha,

GRANTED, but now human nature fixed Us and our senses go wonky jawed

I wish that there was a cure for every single cancer

Granted, but you are infected with every other disease in the process.

I wish that I was always through the roof like I am today.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but the roof is made of lava so you burn your house down and. U are burned with it

I wish that the drivers on the road in lovely rural America Are NOT idiots

Oh and that includes the driver too......

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but drivers in every other country (except NZ) are.
I wish that I am not tired right now.

THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but now you are tired all the time except now.

I wish an admin would stop this thread.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, another one is just made.

I wish I knew my role in mafia >.>

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but not before someone else discovers you as the Henchman and leads a bandwagon against you.
EDIT: I wish I hadn't forgotten to post a wish. (Sorry, I just woke up)

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then you realize it was a dumb one.

I wish I wasn't hit with a tropical storm.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but your are hit (literally) by an Arctic storm.
I wish that I could wish better than I could wish before I wish so you better Wish to Wish to figure this Wish out.

 

[nahfackler]

GRANTED, but then you Wish to humiliate us all

I wish that I was INVINCIBLE !!!

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted, but you still feel pain. Really ruins the fun of it.

I wish people would wait more than one post to post again on a game