Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted! Now your phone is broken!

I wish for achievements to be finished.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but no one accomplishes anything

I wish I could be a better friend.

 

[Zombie]

Granted!
But no one wants to be your friend.
I wish i had friends at school.

 

[rebplane]

Granted, but they were imaginary friends.
I wish my stuffed animal cat was real.

 

[Pekachoo]

Granted, but it escapes

I wish I could have a great gaming computer

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but your keyboard stops working.
I wish for this thread to reach 50 pages.

 

[Zombie]

Granted, but then the entire forums would have a freakout and shutdown forever.
I wish that I had overwatch.

 

[rebplane]

Granted, but you're grounded by your parents for a year and you're unable to play.

I wish corrupt a wish would get to 1000 messages

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but every post you'll make here from now on will be rated 'SPAM'.

I wish things were just a little more balanced in life..

 

[Zatharel]

Eh, granted, but that's kind of monotonous in a way. Where's the fun in that?

I wish I spent less time on these types of forums and more time doing productive thingies.

 

[nahfackler]

WISH GRANTED! Except you are too busy commenting on said forums.

I wish Astronomy didn't have Physics..
(Hubble's Law, Kepler's law, Half a billion constellations.)

 

[Drahmee]

Granted, but then you'd have no big bang theory, and you'd have to believe in Creationism.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were just a bad dream...

 

[Zatharel]

No problem, granted! Doesn't mean you're going to wake up from it.

I wish for Kanye to win the 2020 US Presidentials.

 

[chunkyboy12]

Granted! Everybody in the United States becomes a slave of Kanye, and is forced to bow to Yeezus every morning. Look at all the happiness you've created!

I wish that everyone in the world spoke the same language.

 

[Zombie]

Granted! But then you would turn deaf.

I wish that I had the energy to build another map.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it turns out worse than qataception.
I wish this thread would reach the 1000 post/50 page goal without taking month-long breaks.

 

[rebplane]

Granted, but once we reach 1000posts, the thread accidentally gets deleted and we can't recover it.

I wish that school wasn't boring.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, but you never learn anything real and once you graduate you don't know anything

I wish I could feel the sweet release of Zimbabwe.

 

[Zombie]

Not Granted.
Read the discord rules.
...
...

I wish that it was october 7th so that the new Green Day album was out,

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But it's trash and you start to hate greenday

I wish that I could have all the red paint in the universe