Corrupt a wish

[Freakworld]

Granted. You spend it for a virtual can of soda in Second Life. (I dont even know if you can pay with bitcoins in second life lol)

I wish I was more aPEELing to the people.

 

[rickyboy320]

Look you are, see your banana, it has a peel. But sadly you aren't your banana, so YOU aren't more appealing, but your banana is, still shows something of your personality!

I wish to find a superconducting metal that noone else has found and getting into the history books that way.

 

[henniboy321]

Granted; but the metal is toxic if touch it and thousands of people die because you found that metal
I wish for an oreo

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You get an Oreo cake though. And the cake is a lie. Therefore you get nothing.

Q.e.d.

I wish for a calculator.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, you have a brain.

I wish for a win in the BJJ Tourney tomorrow.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the prize is a hug.

I wish for a nice drawing

 

[blie4]

Granted, but its the "nice" drawing that parents get from their children. It goes on the fridge.
I wish for all the cats in the world. ALL OF THEM.

 

[henniboy321]

granted, but a tiger eats you
I wish for a pizza

 

[Mr_Destructo69]

Granted, but once the tiger was finished eating blie4, it ate your pizza.

I wish for a meerkat.

 

[rickyboy320]

Wait.. Do those animals really have that name?? Sounds so... Dutch.

Anyways:
Granted, but he wasn't completely healthy and throws up three times a day, on an average, in your bedroom.

I wish for a potatoportalgun

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted... except that you get it in FTB and not real life.

I wish for a new water bottle.

 

[halex44]

Granted, but it is industrial size, and dropped from a helicopter, crushing your house.

I wish for 70 packs of gum.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but you bring them all to school and therefore lose all your gum
I wish for faster upload speeds

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but now download speeds are slower.

I wish to build something and not proclaim it an unfinished project.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you proclaim it an abandoned project

I wish for fishbot in the IRC

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but IRC shuts down a day after.
(What is a fishbot anyway?)

I wish to move to Canada.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the Mounties chase you away for using all the steriotypes

and to answer your question, fishbot was an IRC bot on one of the main servers (I think quakenet?) that would respond to different things that people typed. I had a lot of fun with it.

I wish for some Havarti

 

[Freakworld]

*Googling it*

Granted, but it's actually Gouda.

I wish I had a lot of Amazon gift cards.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but they're fake.

I wish for a lot of papaya and mango.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but they come from an arsenic rich area, and you die painfully
I wish to be immune to poison