Never ending story

[rickyboy320]

The matrix started to swirl around me.

 

[Srentiln]

Then it became a toilet.

 

[Zatharel]

Then it became a sink!

(NOPE, THIS THREAD AIN'T GONNA DIE)

 

[Srentiln]

Suddenly, a random wallaby appeared!

 

[rickyboy320]

The wallaby said hi.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

I oinked at him

 

[Zatharel]

And then he screamed.

 

[Srentiln]

So a turtle showed up.

 

[rickyboy320]

The turtle was slow.

 

[Srentiln]

But it still beat the hare.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

It didn't beat the snail, though.

 

[Zatharel]

That was because I had poisoned it.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

In revenge for poisoning me, the turtle slingshotted me to Insert Random Planet Name Here (but really, that was the actual name of the planet).

 

[rickyboy320]

The Insert Random Planet Name Here was quite big.

 

[Srentiln]

So was the potato salad.

 

[Zatharel]

And the potato farm.

 

[rickyboy320]

But only the tomatofarm was small.

 

[Zatharel]

So was the animal farm.

 

[rickyboy320]

But there were no animals, so it couldn't possibly be called an animal farm.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

They were just robots that looked like animals.