Corrupt a wish

[Freakworld]

Granted, but "you are merely the Stars's Tennis Balls. Bandied and played, which way please them."

I wish I wouldn't steal quotes from books I never read.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you instead plagiarize from dusty tomes you have never read

I wish for the wish of the person below me to become corrupted

 

[rickyboy320]

*locks thread* ha, now you ain't corrupting me!

I wish for the person below me to not corrupt me, so that I corrupted srentilns wish. (Else we have our first winner!)

 

[Srentiln]

Isn't it corruption that I'm the person below you? If not, then I corrupt your wish anyway.

I wish for sourdough bread

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but someone put a poisonous chemical inside it that causes highly explosive diarrhea.

I wish for exactly 6 billion cupcakes.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but they are made with the result of the last wish

i wish i didn't need sleep ever

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you are so tired you fall asleep while driving....
You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

I wish this thread goes on forever.

 

[Freakworld]

It does, however your wishes keep getting corrupted and you eventually ragequit.

I wish for some red bull, please.

 

[rickyboy320]

I wish for a blue tomato

 

[skyerzz]

You're now colorblind and all tomato's are blue to you.

I wish for easier understanding of ftb - cause we're back baby!

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but FTB shuts down again.

I wish for candybox 3 to be made.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you don't care for the Jelly Belly assortment box

I wish to live forever

(and I have fallen asleep while driving once during my undergrad...it is one of the scariest things you will ever do. Luckily, there were new reflectors on that section of the freeway and the "thadum thadum thadum" woke me up with enough adrenaline to make it to my dorm.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

My corruption of zath's wish before sren jumped in on me:

Granted. You try to eat a chocolate sword and discover that it's actually decorated steel. Summary: Ouch.

Edit to answer sren's wish:

Granted, but you are tied to a flagpole and left up there to go hungry and be laughed at for all eternity. Nobody wants to free you.

I wish for the next post to be entirely in another language.

 

[Freakworld]

Geht klar, doch du verstehst nicht was ich sage.

I wish for a dictionary.

 

[skyerzz]

its chinese-japan, 2 languages you dont know. why always german btw?

I wish for post 400 in this thread

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Now you have the 400th post. What an accomplishment!

I wish I could buy a Big Mac at Burger King.

why always german btw?

Je ne sais pas.

 

[Srentiln]

You always had the ability, but you don't have permission or the money to

Ich wünschte, ich könnte fließend Deutsch sprechen.

 

[skyerzz]

aber Sie leben nicht im Deutschland, Shade!

I wish for more and better wish-idea's

 

[Zatharel]

Остварено, но не смееш да ги постираш.
(I'm sorry, you asked for it.)

I wish for people to not understand what I just said.

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted but they don't care and so just ignore you
I wish for this game to be over soon