Corrupt a wish

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but the stuff hates you and kills you
I wish that fun was allowed

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you can't send your present self back in time, you can only reverse the entire timeline. Unfortunately, you accidentally reverse time to a point that you weren't even born yet. You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish
I wish for a fishing rod so I can yank monsters up from a very high pole and knock them back down with my sword

OBJECTION! Going back along the timeline to a time predating my own life cannot be considered a death, as you cannot be considered to have died if you weren't alive to begin with.

Gra...wait, what? It always was...but only a certain type is allowed now because of your wish...and it's not a very enjoyable type of fun...thanks a lot...


I wish for the person below me to be happy.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Due to your allowing only one type of fun, im not
I wish for people to be nicer

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the "people" are wiped out by an alien invasion, and er....the aliens are very rude.

I wish to explode.

 

[Kaddekes]

granted, but you explode into glitter and rainbows

I wish for banana ice-cream

 

[Srentiln]

granted, it tastes like snot

I wish for comfortable shoes

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but they are crocs.

I wish for a gorgeous red dress

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's highly flammable.....

I wish for an unban on OCN....

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but the unbanning staff member is dyslexic

I wish for a grand unifying theory to be proven

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. It has now been proven that peanut butter tastes better than regular butter.

I wish for a better score at Winterbells.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, All your other scores have been reset to 0 and you cannot possible catch up with any of the other games, leaving me and cory in the victory run.

I wish for freak to have worse scores in Score attack.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Unfortunately, you and cory also get worse scores.

I wish for a cup of tea.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, though, what you'll do with Mr. T in a cup is beyond me....

I wish for the ultimate bad pun!

 

[skyerzz]

that would be a real PUNishment to read.

i wish for more hours in a day.

 

[rickyboy320]

While adding the hours something went wrong and made one day seven million hours long, you won't ever see daylight, since you were born in the night.

I wish for a chocolat bar that has a mass of 20kg, and I am not stuck under it, and it isn't bad. It's just chocolate I can eat deliciousely and it doesn't affect me in any bad way.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the "chocolat" bar is made of Carob. It's disgusting

I wish to have a single uncorruptable wish every year

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you missed your chance this year. Good luck next year!

I wish for a tool that would allow me to auto-build something that I've thought of instead of having to do it by hand.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, it uses your body as raw material

I wish to be a master of all trades

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You traded a 100000$ Yacht in for a pair of socks. Success?

I want to have 50000 Stars on Ebay .

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, they are stars that say how untrustworthey you are, and now no one buys your stuff
I wish to make the tennis team