Corrupt a wish

[skyerzz]

I wish for better grades.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. However, the entire grade system got turned around, and now you're worse than before.

I wish for more cool images like the one above.

 

[rickyboy320]

Cool right..?
(I searched cool images and found creepers profile pic^.^

I wish for a potato on fire

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, however, the potato is actually a living creature and for killing it, you are sent to prison for life on the count of 1st degree potato-slaughter

I wish for delicious food in my belly.

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but it didnt go in through your mounth...

I wish to rule over all the world!

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but only in a movie.

I wish people would stop posting images in this thread.

 

[skyerzz]

I wish for chocolate

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but portal change it's cake to chocolate, so now:
The chocolate is a lie!

I wish for a decent engine.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but it's a car engine.

I wish to win Score Attack.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

(I searched cool images and found creepers profile pic^.^

Damn, ive been discovered...

To cory:
Granted, but you hacked and got caught, so I win
I wish people wouldnt find out things like my profile pic

 

[Ajdj]

Granted, your profile picture becomes so obscure that it deletes any accounts created with it.
(Insert underground hipster joke here.)

I wish my wages were doubled.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but now (if you mean wages in like a casino) you lose, (if you mean wages in investment) your wage is now the half of where you began with.

I wish for a nyan pig.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's secretly a cat.

I wish for emeralds in MM5.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but they're all fake.

I wish for '

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but 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I wish for for underwear with wifi, bluetooth and usb

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, ElectroUnderwear comes to your house and hits you with a hammer.

I wish for 100 litres of banana juice.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's actually BANANBULLE juice.
'let's make it a bit fun

I wish for
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gyI2QFFPdruE=IwEmS


' I did totally not use an encryptor for that one.....
' https://encipher.it/ password is yolo

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but a hacker changed your wish to "I wish for potatoes...thousands of them" and you are being crushed under their weight

I wish to have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you lost it all by gambling.

I wish for a new home.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You get my old house at /warp f thats basically a hole in the ground covered up with leaves.

I wish for some toast.