Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you don't understand it.

I wish for a burned picture.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but unfortunately the picture showed the location of a wrecked ship worth thousands of dollars.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but its a hungry white shark in your pool.

I wish i had a brain

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its the brain of a hardcore drug user
I wish i could find my computer charger

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, it's for the computer you brought to the e-waste collection last week

404 error: wish not found

 

[creeperTNTman198]

404 error: wish not granted
I wish that PHP didn't stand for itself

 

[Srentiln]

granted, in reality it is a recursive acronym standing for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor (so it' doesn't technically stand for itself )

504 error: wish forbidden

 

[yeroc424]

That's a 403 error, not a 504.
As a result, "granted: 400 error".

I wish for my wish to be corrupted in such a way that my wish will come true in the end.

 

[rickyboy320]

Your wish has been corrupted so your wish will return false.

I wish for a infrastructure between mars and our moon.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however the US have declared war against bacteria on the mars and are currently bombing it.

I wish I would understand why my java programmes don't work.

 

[Srentiln]

(wait...then what's 504? I haven't really messed with those in forever)

Granted, but you still don't understand how to fix them

I wish to have a suit made of 3 layers of graphene

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but unfortunatly you don't get enough O2 while wearing it and die. Thank you for playing Corrupt a Wish!

I fish for a wish.

 

[rickyboy320]

(HTTP Error 504 Gateway timeout)
Good luck with fishing... really this is no wish, nothing to corrupt:

I wish for a fish that has a wish that uncorrupts my wish when it gets corrupted.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however the fish didn't taste very good.

I wish. (This is a grammatically correct sentence.)

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, you wished a wish that doesn't corrupt that wish, since this is a corruption I gave you a corrupted wish, this wish destroys your believe that you wished and if you don't believe it it isn't true, so you never wished.

I wish a wish that wishes a wish that wishes a wish * 1000.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but your wish is then divided by 0, leading to everything falling into another black hole
I wish for the nether to not be hell

 

[rickyboy320]

Nether-lands = not hell! Gj, your wish was totally pointless.

I wish a car.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the engine suddenly turns off when you're going at seventy miles per hour on a crowded highway.

I wish for a fork made of adamantium.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, it is defeated by the titanium spork available on ThinkGeek

I wish I got a gift basket from ThinkGeek

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however you get the MLP hardcore-fan pack.

I wish for a dish.