Corrupt a wish

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but they're Voldemort steals them.

I wish to stop being part of procrasti-nation.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you're now part of an alien nation.

I wish for a kangaroo.

 

[rickyboy320]

It was a wallaby.

I wish a planet.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, you get Cartoon Planet from the Never Ending Story thread. Unfortunately, you're the random guy whose left leg got blasted off by a random grenade.
I wish for someone to tell me how awesome my signature is.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it isn't awesome.

I wish for a better name.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted: your name has now become 'better'.

I wish for a quaternion in a 3D space that has a rotation of 40 degrees.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but unfortunately your brain cannot process 3D images due to severe brain damage caused by playing too much minecraft.

I wish my IQ would level up.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted....I think you know what would be said here

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but I already wished for that.

I wish for avocados and papayas

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, you have succesfully gained a crate filled with rotten avocados and mutated walking papayas.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my message No.300 -> Milestone Get: 300 messages.


I wish a pigeon.

 

[skyerzz]

It keeps shitting on your head.

I wish for a dikdik.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its you, because you are still a potato
I wish i wasnt obsessed with potatoes

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but only because you are now a potato.

(Btw: What does a potato have to do with a dikdik... those cute little antelopes. )

I wish for a random bypassing man called Henk to say "hi" to me.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, he offers you candy that's in the back of his beat up old van

I wish to divide the universe by 0

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted. Sadly the whole universe gets to a hold, and everything around you speaks in a not understandable language: 'DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.' Then stops, and restarts. Congratulations, you (and us all) are dead. Thanks for playing Corrupt a Wish!

I wish for a random bypassing person called Henk that says 'hi' to me and not try to kidnap me in any way.

 

[Mr_Destructo69]

Granted, but Henk said "hello" instead. I wish for a single wool sock.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, the itchiness never ends...and I don't want to know...


I wish to divide the universe by i

 

[skyerzz]

You just proved that the univers is realistic by dividing it through imaginary numbers. Well played, you win the nobelprize! Unfortunaly you get kidnapped because some people didnt like your ideas.

I wish for creeper not to keep saying potato stuff.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but only because a potato wished it (ill stop now)
I wish that i didnt have to wake up at 6:00 AM

 

[rickyboy320]

You don't HAVE to, but if you don't things will happen.

I wish for a proper explanation of math with the universe.