Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted but since you got 0 points, you couldn't possibly be a blue+ so you get degraded to a whitie.

' You forgot to put a wish....I'll edit this later.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but *insert a horrible corruption*

I wish *insert an incorruptible wish*

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, your *insert an incorruptible wish* has not been corrupted. But your wish does nothing good for you, only badness.

I wish for an indestructible rocket.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but it misses its target and goes way off course with you inside (still as a potato). leading to your death far from earth
I wish i could get snow days without having to make up school

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, your house gets caught in a blizzard and you can't exit anymore though.

I wish I was a reindeer.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you get killed by a hunter.

I wish I was an apple.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you are delicious (that was originally for freak, but your wish makes it work too I guess)

I wish you were a pumpkin

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but I'm also a psycho killer. (This is about the 10th time I say psycho killer in this thread)

I wish for Friday the 13th to be on one of the channels I get.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but only on friday the 13th.

I wish that the wish I corrupted didn't get corrupted.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but sorry, too late, it's already corrupted.

I wish for rainbows.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, the rain they shoot is highly acidic and burns right through you (get it? Rain...Bow...rainbow XD )

I wish to turn the person below me into a nephilim

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, three bows made out of rain.
We've got the same thoughts sren..

No, just no
I transformed into a penguin, that's all I can offer.

I wish for a colourful sun.

 

[skyerzz]

It became a rain bow, and now shoots rain at you 24/7, forcing you and the whole human race to stay inside for the time the sun still shines, while it slowely reduces its own heat untill it has cooled down that much, everyone on earth dies. You never really had fun of your rainbowsun.

I wish for the function on my body to change every aspect of me whenever I like. (including copying other peoples aspects)

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however when you wished you had an extra arm, an arm popped out of your head (changes are irreversible).

I wish I had a limitless supply of macbooks so I could throw them all out of the window.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, however while defenestrating the macbooks, you hit several people and are now facing criminal charges

I wish for the person below me to only use words that begin with the letter "Q" in their reply.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, Quizzed Quaternians Quod Quelled Quad's Qwop Quit Quake .

(The granted was the corruption.. okay...)

I wish for the person below me to say Hi as the first word.

 

[skyerzz]

Hi! I would like to corrupt your wish if i may so, so here goes nothing:

Hello there! I said a different meaning of hi as my first word so partially corrupted your wish! I think..

I wish to be able to think of better corruptions.

 

[rickyboy320]

Here you go: better than before, by a 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% increase, something is something right?

I wish to have an asset on my body that can warm food.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but now you don't know which one to sit on (ba-dum tsh!)

I wish shadow clones were a real thing

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the one that you create breaks the law several times and frames you for it. Have fun in prison!
I wish for six Horcruxes