Corrupt a wish

[rickyboy320]

Ugh I still remember my pizza with anchovies :'(

You win your basketball game, by cheating! You get disqualified right after and can't participate in the next ten tourneys.

I wish for a collaboration between human and the aliens.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but both races argue over pizza toppings and annihilate each other over the matter, to extinction.

I wish for a better idea for a profile picture than my cat.

 

[henniboy321]

Granted but c_dric decided to remove the profile pictures
I wish for a goldfish

 

[rickyboy320]

the goldfish wasn't actually gold...

I wish for a nyan cat

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but the genie is hard of hearing and it's a cyan cat

I wish

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but

I wish for 600 pixie sticks.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, have fun with your twigs

I wish the show Firefly had not been cancelled

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the main characters die and the show is over.

I wish not to fail at the next NW.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but your client crashes during the second level.

I wish I had more stars in front of my username.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, but now the definition of a star in front of your name means a warning. 3 warnings is a ban.

I wish for whities not to ask where the damn parkour is

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but now they ask where HC is.

I wish I would win at Monopoly at least once in my lifetime.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, when you play alone.

I wish for a radio.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, but the Video killed it.

I wish for a pen.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but you write with your own blood.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[rickyboy320]

Time machine has already been wished so you got warped back in time by twenty thousand years. Since only you got warped back in time and not your time machine you are stuck. Good luck surviving... Real life Minecraft!

I wish for a potato

 

[Srentiln]

granted, it is of the variety the Irish were dependent upon prior to the "Potato Famine" and your crops die very easily

I wish for Star Trek tech

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, the first thing that happens to you is you get shot by a phaser
I wish for Star Wars tech

 

[halex44]

Granted, but you had to sell your soul to Mickey Mouse for it and he won't give it back.

I wish for firstly the exemption of this wish from itself, and second for every wish corrupt to be uncorrupt and every wish that is uncorrupt to now be corrupt, This will only take place once, so there is no infinite paradox of uncorrupt and corrupt, and this wish is exempt from itself so it remains uncorrupt.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted! Corruption: Your wish is the only one which isnt exempted from all other wishes, and as for the second thing, yeah.. got corrupted. So now every corrupted wish stays corrupted and uncorrupted wishes still do not exsist in this tread.

EDIT: I wish i could stop forgetting things.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but you are now a potato
I wish for my mind to be less random