Corrupt a wish

[Srentiln]

Granted, but their builds are centered around a game you've never played

I wish I could find Blender tutorials for what I want to do that are not video tutorials

 

[rickyboy320]

There are, but on sites that require 20 surveys to get to it.

I wish my java program finally does what I want it to do.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but once it works, there's a new problem that you need to fix.

I wish that the USA hockey team won against Canada.

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, but we had to keep Justin Bieber anyways ;_;

I wish for something good to happen for the person below me.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but the goodness I receive is to terrorize you.

I wish for the person 10 below me to create the same wish that I did in the post I did before my last wish.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but you are randomly thrown into a vortex of realities and there is a random chance of it not working in the reality you land in

I wish I had a TARDIS

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but when you get out it explodes, leaving you trapped in the 3rd century BC without internet and minr (or a job and food)
I wish for a

 

[yeroc424]

Granted - a child with dyslexia typed it for you, and now you have a ):

I wish for a 4.0 GPA in all my classes

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, it's on a scale that goes up to 16.0

I wish all my friends from undergrad lived near me :/

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but one of them is a psycho killer.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[henniboy321]

Granted, but you can only travel 10seconds back
I wish for a pie

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Unfortunatly though, the pie is filled with peanuts, to which you have an allergy.

I wish I had a lemon.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, after it has been infected and carried away in a dog mouth for two weeks.

I wish for a laser that fixes everything.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but it also lazered away VC.

I wish I had a PS4.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it grows legs and runs away.
I wish for praise, then thank cory for giving me a fair way to copy him (see 10 posts above).

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its still sarcastic
I wish for my family to stop ganging up on me in sorry

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but now you are forever alone.

I wish I was insane.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, but you became insanely ugly.

I wish this wish doesnt get granted.

 

[rickyboy320]

Why did you wish anyways then... Jeesj

Granted. Because it has been corrupted.

I wish a pizza.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its not cooked and you have no way to cook it (and it has anchovies)
I wish to win my basketball game