Corrupt a wish

[halex44]

Granted, but when you were in such a hurry to wash the keyboard that you left your cookies in your oven and your house burns down, killing your dog, your 3 fish, your chinchilla, and your uncle.

I wish for a kit kat, a mechanical pencil, and a cowboy hat. (3 wishes)

 

[creeperTNTman198]

really halex?? xD
Granted, but your kitkat is poisoned, your pencil has no lead in it, and the cowboy hat blocks you from seeing and leads the horse to throw you and trample you to death

I wish for a high score

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, your high score is actually the speed you were going while the traffic cop had his radar gun out

I wish I was invulnerable.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, but you accidentally fall into a pit of acid. Invulnerability =/= pain resistance. Ouch.

I want to have my black name back in-game. ;_;

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it's not even on a server that you go on.
I wish for Harry Potter and his friends to be real.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but they've been stuff through taxidermy and you keep them in your bedroom.
I wish to win my high school's nerf war

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but you are disqualified for using non-nerf gear

I wish for the wish of the pserson two posts down to not be corrupted

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but he also has to post in CAPS only

I wish for the person below to use caps only in his post

 

[jagman77]

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(READ BACKWARDS)

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the wish two above you cancels it out

I wish for the next poster to be yeroc explaining the validity of impossible mathematical equations

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, but the Banach-Tarski theorem, which demonstrates that a solid sphere can be deconstructed to a finite number of point sets and reassembled to make two new spheres identical to the starting sphere due to fractal logic and free polar orientation, has been expanded to the Banach-Tarski-Smithmyer theorem that states that one sphere can be safely removed from initial time to yield one less sphere than two final spheres, showing that NP is in P, and by expansion, 1 is equivalent to 0. As a result, by not having any buckets of ice cream in his room, srentiln is currently eating multiple gallons of ice cream because he is happily depressed over this awesomely boring ancient discovery of modern times.

I wish for the person below me to offer an awful, troll-y wish for the person below them to corrupt.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but unfortunatly my next wish is this:

I wish somebody would troll Yeroc.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, however its in a way that only yeroc would understand.

I wish for builders to help build the bulk of my next map.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but you find "Freakworld was here" sings all over your map.

I wish I had a better PC.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, however the motherboard was shorted out while building it, and it keeps on freezing

I wish I had more time to play mc

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you get addicted to it and when you're computer finally fails, you commit suicide.
You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

I wish I could kill Hitler.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but he put his followers put you in a concentration camp.

I wish that the person below me will praise me.

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but all praise is sarastic.

I wish for a tame Potoo

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but I lied, I didn't grant it.

I wish for this thread to be 100 pages long.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but you die trying to read it all.
You have died, thank your for playing Corrupt a Wish

I wish for geometry to be easier