Corrupt a wish

[rickyboy320]

The wish was uncorrupted when I gave it to you, but it has been corrupted now.

I wish a rainbow

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Your rainbow appears, but is made of ugly colors like sludge brown and neon pink.

I want to be able to freeze time.

 

[skyerzz]

how is neon pink an ugly color? nothing wrong with it IMO

Granted!
You are able to freeze time! But yeah.. if time freezes, so do you.

I wish for a powerfull magicarp.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, it was delicious

I wish I had an eidetic memory

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Your wish is granted, but all your memories are bad and now you can't forget them.

I want to win MM5.

 

[Srentiln]

(I just HAVE to answer this one XD)

Granted, however it was a result of the following scenario:
You were the target of your target's target. The three of you all ended up in the same town as the last three players of the round and each of you had TNT, All three of you attacked, and because of the nature of the tnt weapon, all three of you died, causing the E.O.R.scenario to be that the server was sucked into a black hole. Because you were the first one to attack, you were credited with the win, but your 'team' was trying to save the server. While you have won the round, you have failed the objective.

I wish for one of each type of cookie...except for white chocolate macadamia

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Your wish has been granted, but these cookies are virtual.

I wish for the ability to fabricate money out of thin air.

 

[rickyboy320]

You received it, too bad it was
Monopoly money...

I wish a van.

 

[Kaddekes]

Wish granted, you get a single shoe.

I wish for a pink unicorn that poops glitter.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but your unicorn is a man-eating unicorn and only poops glitter when it is pleasured by you.

I wish for a Slow Loris.

 

[Kaddekes]

granted, but its slow because it has no limbs.

I wish for a new bike

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but your bike has no wheels.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Wish granted... You're now dumped and heartbroken.

I want this game to stop.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Wish granted, but now im continuing it

I wish for an A+ in english

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but your dog ate it.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, ... Well go ahead.
Not that they won't get corrupted or anything...

I wish for a teddybear

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but the Teddy Bear turns out to be evil and kills all you pet Orang-Utans.

I wish I was a rhinocerus.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but the rhino turns out the be the spiderman villein and he kills you for your money

I wish for a picture

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but your mom is on it. Naked.

I wish for a copy of creepers picture

 

[corygolfanatic]

Grant, but every time you look at the picture, you slowly turn into his mother.

I wish I could live in Colorado.