Corrupt a wish

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but your mom is on it. Naked.

I wish for a copy of creepers picture

That is just bizarre....
Granted, but Colorado becomes part of Utah, so now you have to live near me
I wish for a baby kangaroo

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, now you have a kangaroo fetus that was ripped out of its mother...so basically you can enjoy two carcasses for the price of one.
eww I can't believe I wrote that sorry

I wish for two Pioneer CDJs and a 2-channel mixer.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but the CDJ's are corrupted and the mixer is burning

I wish for a psychotic robot slave

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but its name is Justin Bieber.

I wish I was famous.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but a psychopath is stalking you too add you to his celebrity zoo
I wish i looked like my minecraft skin

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you suffocate because you have no actual nose or mouth

I wish Mars was habitable

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you don't live long enough to go there.

I wish for cookies. (No seriously, I want cookies)

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but you realize you have a cookie allergy. You are dead, try again!
I wish I had a talking banana that looked like the one in my avatar.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the banana is rotten.

I wish for the ability to fly.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but gravity denies and you fall down. You are dead, try again!

I wish I would be more original.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but nothing you think of is appropriate for this setting
I wish for an early copy of Smash 4

 

[Freakworld]

Granted but you find out that Meta Knight has been cut.

I wish I had 400 points.

 

[rickyboy320]

400 points added to your account.. oh wait.. that's on your driving license... I'm sorry :/

I wish for a : " _____" <----

 

[Freakworld]

You get nothing! You lose! GOOD DAY SIR!

I wish I owned a chocolate factory.

 

[rickyboy320]

Willy wonka took you with him.. but sadly you failed the road and he gave the factory to a small little child who then sold it to Bill Gates for a lollipop.

I wish I had Holiday again

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you decide you are no longer a fan of Green Day

I wish for the corruption of this wish to unfold in such a way that it benefits me with no repercussions.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, see it benefits you now, it has earned you a heart! But the wish was corrupted because well... It has no real wealth...

I wish a cow(bessie!)

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, here is your steak!

I wish for socks.

 

[halex44]

Granted, but you received them from a homeless man who not only had foot fungus and 6 inch toe nails, but now has died from sleeping on the cold streets of Boston with no socks.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[rickyboy320]

Here you go 3 more wishes. No really go ahead, I ain't corrupting this one since the others have no use.

I want a keyboard that can be washed