Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the toaster was much too powerful and burned it to ashes.

I wish for good dreams to turn real

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Now the mars is pink. Great job.

I wish for 1000 sausages.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but they're expired.

I wish to win in MM5

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but it wasn't Minr Mafia

I wish for a Delorean time machine.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You get a miniature one from the mcdonald's happy meal.

I wish for a big can o' peanut butter.

 

[skyerzz]

You die a slowely death when you get eaten.

I wish for more awesome music.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's lavender town....
You have suicided, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

I wish for 10 likes on this post.

 

[awkward_hamster]

Granted, but the likes are only a figment of your imagination, implemented by your subconscious to try and give you some sort of self-satisfaction and reward for making this game.

I wish for this wish to be granted at exactly 8:49 GMT because I like that time, k?

 

[skyerzz]

8:49 GMT (+1) Close enough.

I wish for more redstone knowledge

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, but then you think you know everything! As soon as a new redstone mechanic comes out (ex: pistons) you immediately start experimenting and begin making hefty contraptions without consulting the minecraft wiki. You crash the server not once, but TWICE, and are warned not to do what you've been doing. In a fit of teenage angst and sadness, you ban yourself and say that now you'll never be able to make that mistake again, and after one month you ask to come back (again, wish granted) but then you refuse to touch the new mechanic for half a year, putting you behind some other guy that shows you up by condensing all of the circuits you make using the new mechanic. And this makes you sad.

I wish for the next person's wish to be about My Little Pony.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the next day an update occurs that completely changes redstone...again...
lol, yeroc beat e to it with a similar idea XD

granted...maybe...

I wish MLP was never created in the first place

 

[yeroc424]

Granted! Now all of the weird people, who have nothing to latch onto at the moment, go and vandalize the good image of MYST and somehow Rule 34 everything related to it.

I wish that the next person switched all of their 't's with their 'g's

 

[Srentiln]

your wish has come! however, I refuse use of your symbols

I wish for hoverboards!

 

[Kaddekes]

Granted, but they dont really hover and have wheels under them.

I wish for perfect teeth

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but they erode easily, you should probably start using Sensodyne. *Place ad here*

I wish that someone would pay me to endorse products on these forums.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you get banned after the first one

I wish I could control time and space

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you can't send your present self back in time, you can only reverse the entire timeline. Unfortunately, you accidentally reverse time to a point that you weren't even born yet. You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish
I wish for a fishing rod so I can yank monsters up from a very high pole and knock them back down with my sword

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. However, it's a reverse fishing rod aka grappling hook.

I wish for amzn.to/1cBMfvm <- This sword.

 

[corygolfanatic]

I love how the 'new' ones are cheaper than the 'used'. Granted, but the blade comes bent and you paid more for a used one than a new one.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse. :O

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, you are the first victim.

I wish for stuff