Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the corruption of that wish is worse than all the others.
I wish I was like Packs when it comes to making ideas for maps

 

[yeroc424]

Granted! You are now perpetually drunk, and while you get over your builders-block, you feel the need to tell me and other people stories about your life that you wouldn't talk about while sober!

I wish I found some better shells while at the beach.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Headed your way, yeroc.

I wish the person who corrupts my wish a good life, filled with joy.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted! They wish for a terrible life.

I wish for a terrible life!

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but later you realize that a terrible life isn't something you should have wished for.

I wish that the ancient city near the place I'm currently on vacation wasn't underwater.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted. Instead of underwater, it's underground. So far down, in fact, that nobody can reach it.
I wish for a chance to actually get on the Iron Rattler today. Last trip to Six Flags kinda sucked :/

 

[Mathwiz592]

Granted, but you spend so much time waiting in line for the Iron Rattler that you don't get to ride anything else.
I wish for another wish.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, although that wish gets corrupted.

I wish this thread didn't exist.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted! It creates a paradox rips apart reality!

I wish I could make a reality bomb! (Doctor Who Reference)

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but you get stuck in the crucible and have only the Patrick Troughton episodes to watch.

I wish my wife would stop calling me a nerd.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, now she calls you a geek.
I wish the heat levels in Need for Speed: Most Wanted went up to 100.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted! You can't even beat level 1!
I wish that I could stop worrying about Weeping Angels.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, here come the Silence!

I wish I could get more then 20 days in that creeper apocalypse.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but you and otherCreeper are the only ones left, forcing you to spend 7 more days with him :O

I wish I was already an eagle scout

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you later get kicked out of scouts for neglecting your responsibilities
I wish I was more tolerant of horror movies.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted! All horror movies are banned global!

I wish the minecart puzzle actually had minecarts.

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

You got ran over by a minecart.

I wish Grave was on :/

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but he forgot who you were

I wish my headphones would stop breaking

 

[blie4]

Granted, now they've developed a sense of artificial intelligence and attempt to kill you every time you use them!

I wish I could go to Europe.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, welcome to Macedonia, prepare to eat a lot of beans.

I wish blues would stop complaining about how hard HC is.