Corrupt a wish

[Freakworld]

Granted, now they complain about how hard the quiz at spawn is.

I wish I lost a bet.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, due to a config error all permissions have been inverted.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Too slow

 

[IanAnth66]

Granted, but you get hit by a falling anvil just before you can wish it, which causes you to have amnesia. You know you want to wish for something.. but you can't remember what. You wish to know what to wish for. The wish is granted, but you get hit by a falling anvil just before you can wish it, which causes you to have amnesia. You know you want to wish for something.. but you can't remember what. You wish to know what to wish for. The wish is granted, but you get hit by a falling anvil just before you can wish it, which causes you to have amnesia. You know you want to wish for something.. but you can't remember what. You wish to know what to wish for. The wish is granted, but you get hit by a falling anvil just before you can wish it, which causes you to have amnesia. You know you want to wish for something.. but you can't remember what. You wish to know what to wish for. The wish is granted, but you get hit by a falling anvil just before you can wish it, which causes you to have amnesia. You know you want to wish for something.. but you can't remember what.

I wish this paradox would end.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it ends with the anvil magically changing its course and landing on your head instead.
I wish for the next person to speak in a code that's fairly hard to break but not one that I'll need Einstein to decode for me.

 

[blie4]

Couldn't type it on my keyboard, so here it is, in the perfect magic of my computer's built in paint app!
Fortunately for the person who corrupts my wish, the wish is also in code.
(HINT: The code is from one of the most popular indie games ever, created by one of the most unpopular, and at the same time popular, indie game devs.)

Edit: If you guys need more hints, just ask me.

 

[Freakworld]

Woo Fez!

Translation: "code this type way to easier for an I wish Fez is from code but the granted"

EDIT:

Wait, I got it!

"Granted, but the code is from Fez. I wish for an easier way to type this code."

Granted, but that one makes the grammar unreadable.

I wish for an easier to corrupt wish to come next.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

This is not a very hard code to crack if you know how I coded it (two clicks used). Maybe be a slightly bit easier for Windows users.

A hint is the first eight characters must be "Granted," (I hope, I deleted the translated so Good Luck! )

[Ignore the file attachment, look at the big picture ^^^^^^]

 

[Freakworld]

"Granted, it is in Webdings. I wish that I have extremely fast internet."

Granted, however it randomly disonnects all 5 minutes.

I wish for people not to post codes anymore.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now they don't post at all.

I wish for a Fez sequel.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted! As soon as you waste the $100 the game costs, you find out how terrible the game is and was actually made by different people.

I wish things would work when they are supposed to work.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but even when they do work, they don't work as well as they should.
I wish I was purple on minr instead of green- wait wat

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Purple means marked for Ban.

I wish I had a wizard hat.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it's dirty.

I wish I had better map ideas.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but your newer maps get thrown to the valley because the admins don't feel like rating them.
I wish my parents would tell me the ip for this "real life" server already.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you get on, get banned. Real life server? What?

I wish people wouldn't make their maps so bloody hard.

 

[IanAnth66]

Granted. Now they're all super easy and it takes 50 points to enter HC. If you make a hard map a hand reaches out of your computer and fries your brain. (That episode of Fringe scares the crap out of me...)

I wish that one day a giant ice Cream truck would break down right in front of me and let me eat all of it's ice cream.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, you get so fat you cant go inside your house anymore.

I wish for a gaming pc

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you now have a gaming PC. One week later, it fries.

I wish to know why Nickman nicknames himself Guest 17777 on IRC.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, now you wish you didn't know.

I wish ppl would stop sweating the petty things and pet more sweaty things

 

[Crafter]

Granted, everything in the world is now incredibly sweaty at all times.

I wish the corruption of this wish is positive towards me.