Corrupt a wish

[ALC_awesomes]

granted but nyan cat dies
i wish for a minecraft reality

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it begins with you in a bedrock room surrounded by spider spawners. As you might've guessed, it ends in the same place.
I wish to never time out in minecraft

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now you get kicked by NCP because of your many warnings.

I wish for a faster way to make maps...

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however they suck.

I wish I had more money so I could buy an Oculus Rift.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you lose the money in a fire.
I wish I could sleep late and wake up without being tired at all.

 

[ALC_awesomes]

granted but insamnia drives u insane

i wish to be doctor who

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, nobody else is like you and can understand you, and you're tasked with protecting humanity. Also, you clearly don't get how insomnia works.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but all previous wishes were undid, therefore giving you wishes again.

I wish to be a superhero with the resemblance of a certain flying mammal.

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

Granted, but Superman took your spotlight.

I wish for a rainbow.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but suddenly...

RAINBOW TYLENOL

I wish I had great music skills so I could be as awesome as all those guys who make music.

 

[IanAnth66]

Granted, but your music is so good that everyone's ears bleed and you have nobody else to listen to your music... sad face.

I wish that during the third blood boon in the seventh day of the thirteenth month, Rufjfg, in the middle of a rain storm, while I'm inhaling, the cow would go moo.

 

[Zatharel]

Sure, wish granted! Although, it is a rainstorm, so thunder hits the cow. Sorry.

I wish I could move to Norway...

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but Norway goes into civil war just before you arrive.
I wish forum games never died out

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but they go on so long, there are no good posts anymore.

I wish that some of these forum games would end.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but then new ones are created and go on even longer. (how dare you make such a horrible wish)
I wish to be even more sarcastic.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. And because no wish has been posted I don't even have to corrupt it!

I wish for two pairs of socks and an apple pie.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted! The world is so weird it drives you to insanity.

That has nothing to do with sarcasm. Also, I'm the DEFINITION of weird. No amount of weirdness will faze me.

Granted, but my dog steals the socks (she does that for a living) and as for the pie.... it tasted great
I wish for some hot chocolate.

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

Granted, but I shoot a freeze ray at it.

I wish for a toilet paper. Lol

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, its covered in poo

I wish for more then one friend

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but due to your spelling error, you get more toilet paper covered in poo and one friend who secretly doesn't want to be friends with you.

I wish for the MN State Fair.