Corrupt a wish

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, it's so bad that you get banned from the forums.

Side note: You cannot just "Not granted" someone's wish. The point is to corrupt a wish, this is the 2nd time you've done something like this. It's called "Corrupt a Wish" for a reason. Don't just not grant a wish.

I wish for people to understand forum games.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, but with the latest influx of spam, the ops banned pointless forum games!

I wish school didn't start tomorrow.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, instead, the start of school has been moved to the beginning of August, and now you're a month behind!

I wish that bukkit would update to 1.8

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, zero.minr.org is now running the buggiest version of bukkit ever made.

I wish I could get that second Eternity review faster...

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the review says that your map is horrible and shouldn't even be in the Valley.
I wish to be a purpley instead of a greenie.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, one day you wake up and find you have turned into an alien purple slimey blob thing and you are immortal.

I wish that someone will celebrate the 777th post on the thread.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but since an entire page is deleted, there's a bigger delay between now and then.
I wish my parents weren't so picky about my facebook friends.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, they are picky about your real life friends.

I wish that there would be a creeper apocalypse that I experience.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you don't last five minutes.
I wish for a whistling pinwheel (Annoying Orange reference)

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but since I'm am not a Leprechaun, I'll give you a normal pinwheel instead.

I wish that tgr times could be sorted out.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you forget to show up and get disqualified.
I wish for this wish to be neither granted nor denied.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, you got Granted (Paradox)

I wish that Ninja Warrior didn't start at 2 in the morning!

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, it now starts at 3 in the morning!
I wish I did not have a cold.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, you get hyperthermia instead (HYPO is COLD - HYPER is HOT)

I wish that I was level 18 on Bloons Monkey City.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but getting to the next level takes several decades.
I wish I could beat The World's Hardest Game (level 30 is such an asshole -.-)

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but everybody else beats it before you so it doesn't feel like an achievement.

I wish that games would not suddenly need to download stuff when I lose wifi

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but the complexity of finding out the exact time of when you lose wifi causes the technology to become more advanced, meaning that you will have to buy a more expensive console/device/whatever it is.

I wish that robin would stop trying to believe in himself and admit that he will only ever be my sidekick.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but then the Joker kills you and Robin starts to believe in himself after he kills the Joker.

I wish that that I could bring back all the time I have ever wasted.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but how would you get those minutes/hours back?

I wish I could corrupt at least one wish

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but how would you get those minutes/hours back?

I wish I could corrupt at least one wish

You would be able to if you were trying hard enough. Stop saying stuff is impossible and actually try to come up with a make-believe solution or just don't play the game at all.

Anyway, I'm going to give a real response to that now:
Granted, but the corruption ends up backfiring and hurting you instead.
I wish it wasn't evening already.