Corrupt a wish

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but it's only me.

I wish I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but it's an absurd amount of wood that should not be chucked by any wood chuck who could chuck wood.

I wish for college.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, enjoy your position as assistant vice janitor at the college of your choice.

I wish PC components weren't so expensive.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy them at the new lower cost.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, you get right to work doing nothing.

I wish a random and highly improbable event would happen.

 

[Bobtheblob]

Granted, but the highly random and improbable event ends up bieng an asteroid from space landing on you.
I wish something awesome would happen to me.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but it happens after you die.
I wish I could stop smiling.

 

[yeroc424]

Granted. You stop smiling after you realize you've been laughing about bob's misfortune at his own funeral for two hours, surrounded by his own family and friends. What an insensitive fool you are.

I wish my cousin didn't kick the tiny dog today.

 

[halex44]

Granted, he decides to suplex-RKO combo it and subsequently deliver a stone cold stunner, TKO'ing the tiny dog. RIP

I wish i could connect to ftb

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted but it goes back down the next day.

I wish for more activity on the server.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but it filled with bots.
I wish you hadn't just beaten me to posting.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but I beat someone else to posting.

I wish I would stop saying 'yeet'.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, yeet everyone else starts

I wish this thread wouldnt continue beyond the 40th page

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but every other thread does.
I wish this thread would continue beyond the 40th page.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but i'ts all super HD pictures of you from that camera hidden in your shower.

I wish I could type better.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then the English/typing teacher catches you and places you on Independent school suspension.

I wish I could skip the last four days of school

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but you do them immediatly after

I wish that I had more time to type this wish.

 

[nahfackler]

What is your wish Mr. Creeper?

If you won't tell me then it isn't granted....

I wish that I do not get flooded this week

( I am in the US....) And then they show Houston Texas which is the 4th largest city in the US and it is FLOODED....

Please Pray....

 

[Zatharel]

What is your wish Mr. Creeper?

If you won't tell me then it isn't granted....

I wish that I do not get flooded this week

( I am in the US....) And then they show Houston Texas which is the 4th largest city in the US and it is FLOODED....

Please Pray....

Granted, but every other place is flooded. (also I sincerely hope nothing bad happens to you, but if I were you I'd prepare for a flood just in case.)

I wish I had the money to buy Cylne.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but when you did get the funds, the Cylne wasn't being sold anymore.

I wish for a safe summer for everyone....