Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, everyone is safely locked in prison cells.
I wish that renewals like this would happen more often, and that the unbelievers would stop whining about it and realize the value of forum games.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, the unbelievers have transformed into beliebers and now fill all forum games with pearls of wisdom from Justin Bieber.

I wish we had another time,
I wish we had another place.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but you can only go to one of your desired wishes!

I wish I could actually find a 1-UP mushroom irl.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's just a toy.

I wish for sren to get a new moose

 

[halex44]

Granted, but he accidentally orders mousse instead, which while delicious is not very wholesome!

My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, though at one point I realize that it was way too short.

I wish I had something to do with the SMITE Xbox One Beta Key I have sitting in my email.

 

[halex44]

Granted, you sell it to your local peddler and thus have more time to fix the ftb server.

I wish I understood this.

 

[rmanimal]

Granted, but you screw up Minecraft via Coding.
I wish I had a rainbow whacking stick...

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you are arrested for illegal possession of rainbow whacking stick.

I wish I knew what's wrong with the FTB server.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but after you fix the Feed The Beast server, minecraft crashes on everyone and can't be fixed.

I wish my mom wouldn't dramatize everything

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but you dramatize everything

I wish my laptop External HDD would start working again.

 

[nahfackler]

After it started working, your computer slowed down

I wish my homework would just vanish forever....

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, now everything you don't finish at school is counted wrong since you can't take it home.
I wish that the end of school was moved back a week, so that I would already be in summer and not have to take exams.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but summer only lasts 3 days.
I wish that technology wouldn't hate me.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, now it's indifferent to you and ignores your attempts to make it work.
I wish that I wasn't such a mosquito magnet.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, now it's the horse flies that love you.

I wish my vacation was not two months away

 

[halex44]

Granted, its now 2 years away.

I wish sanity wasnt optional.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but niether is madness.
I wish I wasn't so HOT

 

[rmanimal]

Granted, but you catch on FIRE
I wish singing Happy Birthday wasn't copyright infringement.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then the actual song disappeared

I wish I didn't have problem with cat scratches