Corrupt a wish

[nahfackler]

Granted, but skynet.

I wish marvel would bake movies faster.

Did you mean make?

Granted, but then the theaters would be jam packed full

I wish Hilary Clinton was not running for the President of the United States of America

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, you are now running for President
I wish I could see what I am typing

 

[nahfackler]

GRANTED, now you don't know how to think

I wish I could open my medical device

No jokes

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but you end up breaking it whilst opening it, and realize that it isnt yours...

I wish to be on the Wheel of Fortune

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but your pants zipper gets caught on the wheel ripping your pants off and gets made into the most viral video of all time.

I wish zero went to 1.8 ... and it's been granted, that was fast.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but your pants zipper gets caught on the wheel ripping your pants off and gets made into the most viral video of all time.

I wish zero went to 1.8 ... and it's been granted, that was fast.

DON'T CORRUPT THAT WISH!!!

I wish the previous wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but now your brain is corrupted

I wish Clash of Clans upgrades. Could go faster

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the sped up process causes it to be inaccurate and the entire game glitches up.
I wish I knew my role in mafia. (actually, it's pretty fun not knowing your role )

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then the mafia automatically target you

I wish that I didn't have a special problem with dairy products

And no, I am not lactose intolerant

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish for a fantastic summer.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but it ends 2 months later.

I wish that Michael Jackson was resurrected.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then he dies again

I wish I didn't have to have my wisdom teeth pulled

Teens, I think you can relate to me

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, now you have to get all of your other teeth pulled out.
I wish for a federally recognized Harry Potter day.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but it is just a bunch of stupid people getting dressed up in stupid costumes drinking and shouting all day.
I wish today was tomorrow.

 

[rickyboy320]

Then tomorrow will be the day after tomorrow.

I wish for a camel that's insanely well camouflaged.

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

Sadly, all the camels are noticable, because of their humpbacks.

I wish for catnip

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but the you forgot to take care of the plant, so it dies

I wish that waiting in hospitals weren't boring

But at least you get the kick out of the paitient's sentences when they wake up

 

[McZombieFace]

Granted but then you get stuck in a hospital for life in a coma.

I wish for a week with no school.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted, now you don't know anything

I wish for road signs to be obvious

 

[nahfackler]

Ok I agree with you on that CreeperTnt

Granted, but then they would be a miniscule Size


I wish I was sixteen right now