Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but then forgot decides to end MM permanently.
I wish I was stronger than someone in the world.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you are stronger then an ant.

I wish for a new season of Sherlock.

 

[skyerzz]

Ants actually are really strong, they can lift 50 times their own weight.. not sure if that was a valid corruption.

Granted, its all spoiled for you.

I wish for cola.

 

[rickyboy320]

Cola happened, all over your cool new t-shirt!

I wish an automatic craftingtable in vanilla minecraft

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted, but it randomly creates things from your chests and you have no control over it
I wish i could redstone

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but your minecraft stops working.

I wish for ice cream

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it's ice on a cone.

I wish for a zebra in front of my house.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but it's a kangaroo in a zebra suit.

I wish for a longer summer.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but now you can't stop dribbling when you drink.
I wish for OP powers IRL.

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but you cant control them.

I wish for hc7

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Granted, but you're found to hack and have to restart. (Not saying you do).

I wish for cake.

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but the floor disappears and you fall into lava. (Who would ever do that to innocent whites)

I wish for a whole Kid/wife free weekend to play MC.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the new update causes you to die at random times therefore ruining your weekend.
I wish for all spiders to die (IRL and in MC)

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Have fun being swarmed by other insects...

I wish school was over.

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Granted, but summer school is just starting.

I wish for more genies. (Not wishing for more wishes, am I?)

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but they corrupt your wishes too.
I wish to be a ninja

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted, but you must kill a planet to become one
I wish soviet russia didn't reverse the way things work

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but then Asia started to reverse the way things work.

I wish I was a karate master

 

[skyerzz]

you 1-inch punch yourself to death while toothbrushing. ouch.

I wish for a blue melon.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for gold, silver and diamonds.