Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted, but someone confused Mineco with Aqueous, so now it's in HC.

I wish someone would finally put Sanitarium and Sra in mimic.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but you wake up to find that all of Minr was just a dream.

I wish for a better gaming PC.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but you have to give it to me
I wish I could beat mazes

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

Granted, but you got lost in the maze and stuck in there. Forrrreeeevvverrr....
I wish for ballons

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but they contain toxic gases and are popped very easily.
I wish for -/:;()$&@".,?!'

 

[yeroc424]

Granted but you get "$ @ !) ', & ;-( ? :/ .
(Uses all symbols once each. Interpretation: Granted, but you get "SaD", and start crying? Awkward.)

I wish that it was quicker to write map review books.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but no one actually bothers reading those and you still waste valuable time.

I wish books wouldn't have awful translations in this country.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. Now they're in russian.

I wish the Steam Summer Sale that's about to happen wouldn't pursue my wallet.

 

[IanAnth66]

Granted, now it pursues you! You better sleep with one eye open tonight...

I wish for one of those newfangled curved tvs.

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but it turns out there terrible.

I wish I never have to go back to school

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but that's because you have to spend the rest of your life in jail.
I wish for automatic mod powers so I can troll- I mean uh help people.....

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Granted, but you're banned for abusing your powers.

I wish for the power to wish wishes.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted. You wish that you could never wish a wish again.

I wished Windows Movie Maker would compress my video faster.

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Granted, but the video gets corrupted.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[LordSpectilas]

Granted, but its 1 KB better..

I wish for a ZEBRA

 

[creeperTNTman198]

you know, it would be even better if it was only one KB better

granted, but its a flesh-eating zebra that wants you dead. You should also sleep with one eye open tonight…
I wish for popcorn

 

[rickyboy320]

How can a computer be a megabyte better.. Lol, if you mean RAM or capacity..(doesn't make it a lot better)

It's burned.

I wish a drain

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Instructions unclear, you receive better grammar instead.

I wish celery tasted better.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it has a substance in it that makes you vomit.
I wish for people to still be posting in this thread in 2030

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but they still continue in 2031.

I wish people would stop trying to end this thread.