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So, I walked into the comic book store and the wallaby told me that he was shutting down his business, for he couldn't afford the rent any longer.
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Never ending story
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Then he told me I needed to pay 5 dollars to talk to him, so I did.
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Suddenly, he pulled out a pistol and threatened to kill me if I didn't give him my wallet.
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But somehow, his pistol turned into a snake.
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Then the snake said, "Metal Gear....." and we both looked at it quizzically.
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We were like "OMG, METAL GEAR"
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Because of this statement the snake started to get really happy since we knew what it was so it jumped out of the wallaby's hands and started to dance!
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And then there was a poodle on the ground outside, then a sphinx; boy I tell you, it was raining cats and dogs.
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Then snoop dog came from above and elbow dropped the snake!
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But then the puss in boots fell out of the sky and started battling snoop dog
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The. Snoop dog turned into snoop lion! (He changed his name)
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But the puss in boots called his greenie friend(s) shrek (and that princess wife from shrek)!
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And then The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny started and all the good and bad guys from all of time showed up.
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Angels sang out,
in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens,
Descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick,
Which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch,
Of Indiana Jones,
in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens,
Descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick,
Which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch,
Of Indiana Jones,
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Then he attacked sharks when he smelled them bleed and didnt go swimming, water just wanted to be around he, his fists made the speed of light wish that it was faster, then he said nice try shrek, but I am the insuperable master.
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and then out of no where my orange pig appeared and chuck norris ran over to him as if to punch him so i, knowing that the orange pig was more important then me jumped in the way of chuck norris' punch, saving the pig, but killing myself.
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Then suddenly, as I was about to wake from my 4th dream within a dream, the great DistinctMadness descended upon me and declared "YOU ARE IN LIMBO. THEREFORE, SEEING AS THIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOCK THIS THREAD FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANITY." The end.
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It was then that I set aside this book of inane words and began to ponder upon my own story.
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I went outside to get some fresh air.
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A 1,000 pound dumbbell fell on my head.
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