Never ending story

[Jkjkelly1]

Fearing for my life, I did what my mother taught me to do; Scream for my life and run

 

[halex44]

Then I got out of breath and died of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

 

[DistinctMadness]

and the guy who was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was then like (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ps halex don't inhale ash or dust

 

[rickyboy320]

Then I figured: that halex was an angel and he revived me.

 

[Zatharel]

Or was he...

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Yes, he was.

 

[DistinctMadness]

I've grown to believe that i have schizophrenia since i have like 25 voices in my head always arguing, never stopping, just a constant, never-ending, stream of arguing

 

[Jkjkelly1]

Little did I know, those voices are the voices of the long banned whites of zero...

 

[Zatharel]

My favorite voice, is a banned greenie called qata.

 

[rickyboy320]

And so it said: " Plez
Go
To
The
Cinema
Cuz
Der
Is
A
Clu
To
The
Map
Of
The
Pirats

 

[Srentiln]

it talked like that because it has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

 

[rickyboy320]

But then, I went to the cinema where I found a piece of a cheese wheel.

 

[halex44]

Then I floccinaucinihilipilificied the cheese wheel and gave it to my guardian angel, halex as a gift.

 

[Srentiln]

He responded by immolating.

 

[halex44]

Then I said SUGSFBUGBFEHFUBNUJEBNUIFBHUISBDNKFB VJIEBGUIBJICNU(ENVUIBUIFBUIWBFUIBWUIVBCVJIBUIBHUFBUBJSBUIBEVIEIUVBEIBU expecting a spammer rating

 

[rickyboy320]

Then, immediately after, I got send to hell.

 

[Srentiln]

It's a rather interesting spell that, as you might expect, allows you to send someone to hell.

 

[halex44]

Then I got sad cuz nobody gave me a spammer rating

 

[rickyboy320]

But that sadness didn't come just naturally out of my body... it was hell that made me sad, like it wanted me to be....

 

[Srentiln]

Then I just said "meh" and started walking with a skip in my step.