Never ending story

[Srentiln]

It just barely missed his eye.

 

[rickyboy320]

But in the pie there was a small note.

 

[corygolfanatic]

That note had only 2 words in it.

 

[Srentiln]

Until I read the back, then the whole thing said, "The words of the prophet are written on the subway walls..."

 

[rickyboy320]

"The walls which are heavily damaged..."

 

[Zatharel]

"The walls which hold the secret to forever lasting cookies."

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

However, I did not know where the subway was, and the note did not say.....

 

[Srentiln]

it did, however, point me to a tenement hall

 

[rickyboy320]

Strangely enough, whilst walking to the tenement hall, something happened!

 

[Srentiln]

A landslide of tomatoes!

 

[rickyboy320]

A gigantic hole of tomatoes appeared in front of me...

 

[DistinctMadness]

and i died, the end

 

[Srentiln]

Of the dream anyway, as I awoke

 

[DistinctMadness]

I jolted straight up, that experience seemed so real, how could it have been just a dream?
Sren nice save btw

 

[Jkjkelly1]

I think to myself, "who is this magic sren and why am I thinking about him"

 

[halex44]

And then he appeared, a half man half sheep with 11 arms and 4 tails, and tattooed across his chest was "sren"

 

[Jkjkelly1]

He emerged from a car; a car so bright that the heavens broke, the genetic product of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee came down and gave him a fistpump.

 

[halex44]

And then from that fistpump came a nuclear blast ten times the force of the tsar bomb and obliterated an area roughly the size of los angeles.

 

[Srentiln]

Only it was in Chico, CA and a $500 fine was charged

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

 

[halex44]

And the policeman gave me a look that was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)