Never ending story

[Zatharel]

I was sad, so I /rocket 'd

 

[rickyboy320]

But suddenly the whole world heard: Zatharel rocketed Zatharel!

 

[Freakworld]

Afterwards nearly 10 users wrote "-s" in the chat.

 

[DistinctMadness]

but that was all in the game i had been playing, not REAL life

 

[Srentiln]

So I jumped on my racing snail.

 

[DistinctMadness]

like in the movie, Turbo

 

[Srentiln]

Only much larger, like in The Never Ending Story

 

[rickyboy320]

So the snail took me, really fast, to the cinema, where I would watch a movie.

 

[Zatharel]

I watched a Hitchcock movie, I think it was Vertigo.

 

[Freakworld]

I drank 1,5 litres of 7-up in the cinema.

 

[blie4]

But then I remembered I was allergic to 7-Up.

 

[Srentiln]

People started using me as a beach ball

 

[Zatharel]

So I hit hit them with a real beach ball.

 

[Jkjkelly1]

The beach ball was full of metal balls.

 

[Srentiln]

The metal balls filled with meatballs

 

[rickyboy320]

The meatballs were everywhere and before we knew it, the cinema was stuffed with meatballs!

 

[Srentiln]

Someone had also decided to bring cinnamon to the cinema...the smell of meat and cinnamon...

 

[DistinctMadness]

it reaked, kinda like the amount of times this one guy posted on these forums...

 

[Srentiln]

but much more distinct, like the mad ramblings of a minr green

 

[Zatharel]

But I was still watching the movie, the guy in the movie was in an ancient place called Vret Sert.