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The goldfish had already swallowed me.
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Never ending story
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But I had managed to get out a Zeeky Boogy Doog
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but Mr. Weight fell on me and crushed me.
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But then the impossible happened.
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Jesus came.
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And Jesus evolved into Super Mecha Death Christ and pwned everyone.
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But then, his evil brother qata came and spammed him to death.
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So the blue meanies took over.
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then there was a savior.
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It was Piggly, the orange pig!
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I couldn't believe my eyes, it really was Piggly!
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Piggly suddenly said something magical, it seemed like he learned a language!
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I was amazed, because I didn't even know the language!
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Then it occurred to me that i was still in the goldfish's stomach.
What we have so far: (changed a few sentences to make the story flow a little better but the gist is the same)
Once, I saw an orange pig on my roof. It was a big one, he even had a different sound than normal. His skin was not pink. Then an enderman took off with him. And i haven't seen him since In this moment of desperation i had to do something to get piggly back. So i took my sword and went to a stronghold. But the stronghold turned out to be a black hole. And due to my own stupidity i jumped in. In the black hole there was a lot of darkness. I found myself in an alternate dimension where goldfish are the dominant species. Suddenly a gigantic polar bear appeared, but he seemed friendly! He wanted to rebel against the tyrannical goldfish. He seemed nice so i went to give him a hug. But then it happened! I realized that it wasn't what i thought it was. He was one of the goldfish in disguise. I grabbed my sword and stabbed him! But it was too late... He had already swallowed me. But i had managed to get out my zeeky boogy doog. However, Mr. Weight fell fell on me and crushed me. But then the impossible happened. Jesus came! Jesus then evolved into Super Mecha Death Christ and pwned everyone. But then his evil brother qata came and spammed him to death. So the blue meanies took over. Then there was a savior. It was piggly the orange pig! I couldn't believe my eyes, it really was piggly! Piggly said something magical, It seemed like he had learned a language. I was amazed because i didn't even know the language! Then it occured to me that i was still in the goldfish's stomach
What we have so far: (changed a few sentences to make the story flow a little better but the gist is the same)
Once, I saw an orange pig on my roof. It was a big one, he even had a different sound than normal. His skin was not pink. Then an enderman took off with him. And i haven't seen him since In this moment of desperation i had to do something to get piggly back. So i took my sword and went to a stronghold. But the stronghold turned out to be a black hole. And due to my own stupidity i jumped in. In the black hole there was a lot of darkness. I found myself in an alternate dimension where goldfish are the dominant species. Suddenly a gigantic polar bear appeared, but he seemed friendly! He wanted to rebel against the tyrannical goldfish. He seemed nice so i went to give him a hug. But then it happened! I realized that it wasn't what i thought it was. He was one of the goldfish in disguise. I grabbed my sword and stabbed him! But it was too late... He had already swallowed me. But i had managed to get out my zeeky boogy doog. However, Mr. Weight fell fell on me and crushed me. But then the impossible happened. Jesus came! Jesus then evolved into Super Mecha Death Christ and pwned everyone. But then his evil brother qata came and spammed him to death. So the blue meanies took over. Then there was a savior. It was piggly the orange pig! I couldn't believe my eyes, it really was piggly! Piggly said something magical, It seemed like he had learned a language. I was amazed because i didn't even know the language! Then it occured to me that i was still in the goldfish's stomach
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And then bodily fluids began slowly but surely dissolving my organic tissues
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But then, I realized something.
(I swear if this gets long enough I'm making it a book =3)
(I swear if this gets long enough I'm making it a book =3)
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I realized that these weren't the Goldfishes bodily fluids, Piggly looked me in the eye and gave a menacing grin.
(Can blues play too?
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EDIT: Or whities according to my thingy haha, how do I change that?
(Can blues play too?
)EDIT: Or whities according to my thingy haha, how do I change that?
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But then, a really awkward hamster came.
(worst pun ever, and why not, blues are people too. nvm they're fish. carry on)
(worst pun ever, and why not, blues are people too. nvm they're fish. carry on)
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He stole my calzone,
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and flew off with it!
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