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I said: "Oh dear, that calzone really ment the world for me, but now it's gone."
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Never ending story
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And i swore at that moment to avenge my calzone and murder that incredibly awkward hamster
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With a waffle iron.
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But then, the awkward hamster turned green and started placing random blobs everywhere!
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They made for terrible churros.
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I don't know why i tried one like it was a churro but it looked like one and i hadn't eaten since the day before so I, as the youngins would say, YOLO-ed it
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And then it all happened: or I returned to my senses, or I was in a dream...
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It's hard to tell when your mind is scrambled like an egg from a hammer to the head.
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But it was there, He was there!
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Or was he...
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Well it at least looked like him...
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I'll never forget what he looked like...a talking baked potato.
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Not just baked, it was really thoroughly baked
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But i digress.
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Otherwise it would be hard to digest.
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So I went to a 'normal' mall.
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And I gave my mom a /call.
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However she didn't reply, because my Username showed up false.
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So I decided to /message her.
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She was rather cross with me for disturbing her during Pilates and /slap'ed me
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