Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted, it's a Random Permaban event.

I wish for Piece to hurry up with TAR.

 

[rickyboy320]

He did, and now it is very very bad because he hurried

I wish nothing

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, your soul fills with darkness as you become a South Park goth kid

I wish for a Dr. Pepper

Edit: Oddly enough, electro, the name of Dr. Pepper came from an actual Doctor whose last name was Pepper. The soda's creator was trying to earn his favor because he fancied the doctor's daughter.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, a doctor named Dr. Pepper comes and sprinkles pepper all over your house. It takes a week to clean it up.
I wish that this wish was never wished

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but because there was nothing to grant, I don't have to corrupt it either.

I wish for some pineapple juice.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but someone dumps it all over your eyes.
I wish the impossible

 

[rickyboy320]

The impossible you has. which is impossible.. so if you have the impossible which is impossible. you have the impossible by having the impossible.. ?

I wish a tomatofarmcannon

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, though it's just in a dream.

I wish ricky becomes purple.

 

[rickyboy320]

It happened...........

The Purple Man’s body has been altered to produce chemical pheromones which, when inhaled or absorbed through the skin, allow Ricky to control his actions by verbal suggestions. The effects only last as long as he is physically present and are somehow keyed to his personal voice and speech-pattern. When he departs, the level of chemicals is reduced within his victims at various rates (dependent upon their metabolisms), and then the victims regain full cognizance of self. Ricky can influence hundreds of people at one time, and his victims can be controlled to perform actions against their will. He also seems to have some control over the release of his pheromones into the atmosphere, as he is able to walk hidden among crowds without influencing everybody. The Purple Man's body has also been mutated so that he is able to recover rapidly from trauma and to heal from severe injuries. In at least one instance, he entered a death-like state while his body healed itself. Not everyone is susceptible to his mind-control abilities.

This is how I look right now:

Although it's just paint. And em.. I'm not really him...

I wish to become iron man...

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, all of his enemies team up and kill you
I wish for a giant delicious unpoisened pizza

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but it is made of something you;re allergic to so you die
I wish to be stronger

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, but you're still weaker than me.
I wish for a good song to listen to.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it's one you've already heard.
I wish Super Mario Bros Z wasn't discontinued

 

[rickyboy320]

It had been picked up by a different company, it's 2000 times worse than what you're used to.

I wish to make 20 million a minute.

 

[DistinctMadness]

you do but nobody can handle that kind of money so you go corrupt with power killing all in sight. As you bring humanity to its knees one savior shoots his trust gun and hits spot on, you've died.

I wish i wasn't dead in mafia

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, however you are still Mafia and everyone votes you off the next day.

I wish there were Toast-flavoured Jelly Bellys.

I wish Super Mario Bros Z wasn't discontinued

You deserve a fat like sir.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but they're all overcooked and burnt.

I wish for happiness.

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, but instead of going to you, the happiness goes to me! Sucks to suck.

I wish that I could have better dreams!

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, but now you sleep less. Have fun with your crippling Insomnia!

I wish people were nicer.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but you become an a**hole

I wish puberty didn't suck