Corrupt a wish

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but now you're in school, learning, crying, dying.

I wish for a jug of tea.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you spill it all over yourself.

I wish I could actually focus on my social studies work for more than 2 seconds.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but you create the most unique and mind-blowing answers that the teacher can't answer them without using vocabulary and concepts you can not understand.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

I wish people wouldn't forget to post wishes

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, now everyone forgets to grant wishes, therefore leaving no point to post wishes in the first place.

I wish I could finish my French presentation.

 

[chunkyboy12]

Granted, but you accidentally make the rest in Spanish.

I wish to be skinny.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, you become so skinny you die.

I wish my sheep farm magically had a population skyrocket.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, now there is no room in your sheep farm and so all the sheep die from mad sheep disease.

I wish to be a real boy!

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, you are a real boy with a terminal disease!

I wish that someone would give me some non-fatal co-ordinates!

 

[chunkyboy12]

Granted, but it's a bedrock box you're stuck in for eternity.
I wish to be post 751 on this thread,

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but now your mistaken for a seldom seen admin.
I wish McDonalds made fries like they did back in 80's

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but they are incredibly expensive and only people of political power can buy them.

I wish for a bottle of ice cold liquid water right next to me.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it freezes your throat and kills you when you try to drink it.
I wish for cheese to be on the periodic table.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but it's processed cheese.

I wish to have a pet giant sloth.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it sits on you and squashes you.
I wish for this wish to have a stupid corruption.

 

[chunkyboy12]

Granted, but you can barely read it and have to lean really close to the computer to read it.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you can barely read it and have to lean really close to the computer to read it.

Input terminated. you're supposed to make a wish >.>

Moving back to Electro's wish:
Granted, but we still love cats. (you asked for stupid didn't you?)
I wish people would start making good posts in these forum games again.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it only lasts for a day.
I wish for the exact digits of infinity to the -6346235th power.

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted, its just infinity. Don't you look silly now.

I wish to be less sweaty

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

I wish for the EXACT DIGITS of infinity to the -6346235th power.

Distinct >.>
Granted, but now you're shivering.
I wish sidewalks were purple.