Corrupt a wish

[rickyboy320]

It is, but you can stuck at the legendary app flappy bird now.

I wish an bulletproof vest, so that I don't get killed by ElectroUnderwear(everyone knows magic doesn't exist, so he will take his weapon out fairly soon.)

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but I shoot you in the head instead of the torso. You have died anyway, thank you for playing Corrupt a Wish

I wish for what is right in between nothing and everything.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you now own your very own "and"

I wish it was 3:58 pm PST right now instead of 2:24 pm PST (I want to go home and relax instead of fighting to not fall asleep over a repetitive task until we finally get more parts in >.<)

 

[rickyboy320]

Even better! It's even later!

I wish for a traffic control center.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you don't know where it is.

I wish for the next person to post in bold.

 

[halex44]

Granted, but I had a nervous twitch while clicking the bold and accidentally hit some other button. Idk what it does.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you wished for a lich and it harvested your soul for it's evil purposes

I wish for void

 

[halex44]

Granted, but the void consumes your spiritual essence and you live out the duration of your life as a soulless husk.

I wish for noitpurroc sdrawkcab a.

 

[rickyboy320]

Siht si ton yletelpmoc sdrawkcab. The corruption is not backwards. Eht tser si hguoht.

I hsiw a eceip fo eseehc.

 

[halex44]

Granted, but he already died in Mafia and the cheese is irrecoverable

I wish for a new lease on life

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but the terms are very unfavorable

I wish to know the ultimate bad pun

 

[yeroc424]

Granted, but you are thrown in punitentiary for using it.

I wish that my essay required less than ten pages to get full credit.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but you need to be free of grammatical errors to get any credit
I wish I didn't have 10 straight weeks of school with only weekends as breaks

 

[halex44]

Granted, now you have 20 straight weeks of school with no weekends as breaks!
I wish for a 2 hour mafia phase.

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but it was because my secret ability was revealed and everyone except for me was killed.

I wish for a decent lunch

 

[creeperTNTman198]

granted, but you can't eat it
I wish that school lunch was edible

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but that only means it's POSSIBLE to eat (it's still disgusting)
I wish for nine lives

 

[rickyboy320]

It had a side effect though, you're no a cat villager.

I wish to do a super awesome jump

 

[Srentiln]

granted, you fail to stick the landing and fall into an industrial sized wood chipper.

I wish for an industrial sized wood chipper

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but your arm gets caught in it. You know where it goes from there.

I wish for a Pine Tree.