Corrupt a wish

[yeroc424]

Granted, but you still fell to me.

I wish this stupid 1.8 update didn't let people change their name.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, it changes their name for them.
I wish for people who read this to go try out the computer game Polygon Apocalypse. (it's not the type you pay for, it's just the type that's on typical game sites.)

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, no one likes it.

I wish for a big teddy bear.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but it eats you and your house
I wish for death to be painless

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, you are tortured for infinity now.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you are now too fat to walk.

I wish for a ton of real gold.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but it crushes

I wish for a dog

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it steals your socks almost as much as mine does.
I wish for the end without a beginning.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you're in a "Steady State" universe that has always existed but will be destroyed by the coalescing of black holes.

I wish for one hundred billion dollars *puts pinky to corner of mouth*

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but your in the 1960's and no one has that kind of money. Hint: wish for 1 million dollars
I wish I didn't have english projects that involve teaching

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, now you have to learn for hours and still don't get better grades.

I wish for someone to eat Apple.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, the same person ate you.
You have been eaten, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

I wish for 2 cups of tea.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but you're allergic to the tea bags and your face swells up into a blob.

I wish for Mew-Genics (The 2nd game by the guys who made SMB) to come out.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but you hate it so you wasted your money

I wish for blie to calm the frick down about mew genics

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now he's going on about something else.

I wish I could skin good.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

The Universe does not recognize the term "skin good" and deletes you from history forever,

 

[Zatharel]

The Universe does not recognize the term "skin good" and deletes you from history forever,

Game input terminated, you didn't post a wish, nor did you say Granted,

Creating a random wish:
I wish to climb the highest mountain.

 

[Freakworld]

Granted, but then you realize there is actually an even higher mountain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Kea

I wish for more broken wishes.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, there are too many, and the thread gets locked.

I wish people would actually read the FAQ.

 

[rickyboy320]

They do, but they don't remember it, which results in: YES I KNOW, I READ FAQ YOU ... LET ME PLAY MY GAME!

I wish for a random event to happen on minr. TAR Anyone? Piece? No?