Corrupt a wish

[nahfackler]

Granted, you get a headache because of that color

I wish for monday to come

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but monday dies in a car crash on the way here. r.i.p.
I wish for today to be tomorrow.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but you didn't make it to tomorrow.

I wish for a pet kangaroo.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then it jumps away and you can't catch up to it

I wish that I didn't smell like onions

 

[Red_Eyed_Cat]

Well.. You smell like garlic.

I wish the word, 'boredom' doesn't even exist.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then they started to say "bordist

I wish 15 was my number

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but it was only a hallucination.

I wish the forums were more active. (Don't corrupt with spam)

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, but it consists consists exclusively of unban requests and whites asking if they have to do HC.

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptible wish.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, the game ends.

I wish Creeper hadn't bumped this thread.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, but the process has corrupted every thread on the forums except this one.

I wish for the return of over 100 players a day on zero

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it consists mostly of spamming whities, cheating blues and irritating greens.

I wish maps get processed via review faster.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but they are all terrible maps and never make it into the FFA.

I wish Zath wouldn't complain about me bumping this thread.
(I did it because I thought the forums were a bit boring atm)

 

[blie4]

Granted, now he's complaining about maps not being reviewed fast enough.

I wish I had enough money to back Bloodstained on Kickstarter. ;_;

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it gets stolen before you can actually donate to the Kickstarter.

I wish the Talos Principle DLC would come out faster.

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but your system isn't compatible with it, and wipes your drive.
I wish I had a Gravity Gun.

[I WILL NOT LET IT DIE]

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then it turned into an anti- gravity gun making everything you shoot into zero G areas...

I wish I didn't have to wait 9 days before I am active again.....

Creeper WHY did you have to start this game AGAIN??

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but on the ninth day, the internet cable is cut and it takes another nine days to repair it.

I wish you didn't have to wait 9 days.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but I forgot my mc pass

 

[blie4]

Granted, but you not only forgot your password, you forgot a wish.

I wish I had enough hours in my entire life to actually finish Xenoblade Chronicles. *THAT'S A LONG GAME*

 

[CreepaShadowz]

Granted, but they arr the only hours you have left in your life.

I wish an admin that would come on.